The Ultimate, by Musical Realists

The Ultimate

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1.	Keyb Toastr 02:08	lyrics	buy track
In the kitchen In the corner Below the cupboards On the counter It's a single beat It's the shortest song When the toast pops up it's like a drum This keyboard is like keyb toastr This keyboard is like keyb toastr It makes music When the microwave dings It's like a note When the fridge hums It's like a synth This keyboard is like keyb toastr This keyboard is like keyb toastr It makes music The kitchen is like an orchestra And all the appliances are running This keyboard is like keyb toastr This keyboard is like keyb toastr It makes music This keyboard is like keyb toastr This keyboard is like keyb toastr It makes music The kitchen is like an orchestra And all the appliances are running This keyboard is like keyb toastr This keyboard is like keyb toastr It makes music
2.	White Cabbages 101 02:10	lyrics	buy track
Cabbage whites White cabbages hey White cabbages hey White cabbages hey Fluttering white cabbages White cabbages hey White cabbages hey White cabbages hey Fluttering white cabbages Cabbage worms eating cabbages Eating vegetables Purple blue and yellow Like puppets when they fly Flying around Out on the ground Cabbage worms eating cabbages Eating vegetables Purple blue and yellow Like puppets when they fly Flying around Out on the ground Cabbage whites White cabbages hey White cabbages hey White cabbages hey Fluttering white cabbages White cabbages hey White cabbages hey White cabbages hey Fluttering white cabbages
3.	Enjoy Your Wait, Mr. Skronk 01:54	lyrics	buy track
Mr. Skronk sounds like a trash truck Makes lots of noise Like you wouldn't believe Mr. Skronk enjoys waiting for the skronk Kazoos and bonks and scrapes Scraping toasters Keyboard scrapes Pots and pans falling down the stairs Mr. Skronk sounds like a trash truck Makes lots of noise Like you wouldn't believe Mr. Skronk enjoys waiting for the skronk Kazoos and bonks and scrapes Scraping toasters Keyboard scrapes Pots and pans falling down stairs
4.	Monarchs for Viceroys 01:47	lyrics	buy track
When you see a monarch Fluttering in the sky It could be a viceroy Orange and black stripes When you see a monarch Soaring in the air One line makes all the difference Orange and black stripes A butterfly conference in the garden All the butterflies meeting Orange and black everywhere Not even a single cabbage white Now the monarchs and viceroys work together They built a little city They engineered the whole thing Just go talk to them A butterfly conference in the garden All the butterflies meeting Orange and black everywhere Not even a single cabbage white
5.	Wish on a Wash Dish 01:36	lyrics	buy track
Hey dishwasher Hey dishwasher Hey dishwasher Washing dishes in the sink All the bubbles Time to think Getting dishes off the table Getting them clean 'Cause I'm able Drop them in the bubbles Scrub them up nice On to the next gig Play it twice
6.	Toads on Tape! 01:30	lyrics	buy track
Toads on tape Hopping around Toads
7.	Tales of Clay Moose 02:18	lyrics	buy track
The moose is made of clay today The goose is on the moose There they go On the loose Where could they be going Going to get some clay Through the forest of paper trees Crunching leaves Going to make a band-aid Soon more friends join Folding cutting gluing Make a paper display Going to get some clay Through the forest of paper trees Crunching leaves Going to make a band-aid Soon more friends join Moose moose moose Moose The moose is made of clay today Going to get some clay Clay moose Clay Through the forest of paper trees Crunching leaves Going to make a band-aid Soon more friends join Moose
8.	Dodging Photons 02:03	lyrics	buy track
Car show Car show Souped up old cop cars Old timey sedans Couple van buses Old school bus Car show Car show Souped up old cop cars Old timey sedans Couple van buses Old school bus Car show Growing so fast I'm dodging photons Growing so fast I'm dodging photons Growing so fast I'm dodging photons Growing so fast I'm dodging photons Growing so fast I'm dodging photons

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released October 16, 2021

Isaac and Tim made this.

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Musical Realists Springfield, Illinois

Isaac F. E. Russell and Timothy Donavan Russell made music. Really.

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